## 🌪️ **Scene 1: The Internet Civil War™**
> **#TeamJiHoonMin** ⬅️ “Chaotic CEO but emotionally devoted. King energy.”
> **#TeamKangMinJun** ⬅️ “Calm, stable, emotionally mature. Green flag KING.”
> **#ThisAin’tEvenAboutBusinessAnymore**
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> 🔥 *Trending Worldwide:* **“#WhoDeservesYoonSeo”**
> 🔥 Fan edits. Memes. Polls hitting 2 million votes in 3 hours.
> 🔥 TikToks analyzing every glance, breath, and blink from both male leads.
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## **Investors? PANICKED. Or... excited?**
Investor #1: “Our stock volatility graph looks like a K-drama plotline.”
Investor #2: “Do... do we lean into this? Capitalize on the chaos?”
Investor #3: “Public engagement is through the roof. Should we... market this?”
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Cue PR department sprinting in.
> “Sir. Ma’am. We have three documentary offers. Two web series pitches. One *Netflix Originals* interest.”
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## **Scene 2: Family at WAR™**
**Hoon-min’s Mom (Umma)**: *“I mean, Min-jun is... polite... stable... wealthy... but Hoon-min’s my son... but Min-jun’s coffee order for me was perfect...”*
**Hoon-jae (ML’s brother)**: “Honestly? I vibe with Min-jun’s calm. Less shouting. Less breaking furniture.”
**Ah-rin (Sister-in-law)**: “But Hoon-min has puppy energy. He’s a disaster, but he’s HER disaster.”
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**Tae-oh (ML’s Assistant)**: *Deadpan* “Should I... book family therapy or...?”
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## **Scene 3: Cupid Club Meeting Turns Into A WAR ROOM™**
> Whiteboard reads: **“Battle for Yoon-seo’s Heart: Updated Strategies”**
* “Do we sabotage Min-jun?”
* “Or... do we sabotage Hoon-min to motivate him to fight harder?”
* *“Plot twist: pit them against each other and let natural selection handle it.”*
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**Hoon-jae:** “We’re not choosing violence... but we’re *not* not choosing violence.”
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## **Scene 4: The Boardroom Battle Becomes a Love Battlefield™**
> Location: Investor Roundtable. Cameras rolling. Livestreamed because... why not.
Min-jun leans forward. Calm. Collected. “Let’s focus on stabilizing the company reputation... with clarity, dignity, and emotional maturity.”
Investors nod. Impressed.
Cue Hoon-min, arms folded, leaning back with a smirk. “Right. Or we remind the world that no one delivers passion like us. We don’t just sell services. We sell stories. We ARE the headline.”
> Investors: *Cue nervous sweating. Also... intrigued.*
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## **Netizen Reactions FLOOD the Screen:**
* “Min-jun is giving healing CEO. Safe. Mature. Husband material.”
* “But Hoon-min??? That man would fight GOD for her.”
* “HELP I CAN’T CHOOSE. WHY DO WE ALWAYS SUFFER IN LOVE TRIANGLES.”
* “Drop stocks. Pick popcorn.”
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## **And Then... Family Betrayal™ Hits:**
**Umma:** *“You know\... Min-jun did call me ‘Mother’ yesterday. So polite...”*
**Hoon-min, choking:** “ARE YOU—?! MOM??”
**Hoon-jae:** *Sipping coffee* “Not taking sides... but I did send Min-jun a Christmas card this morning.”
**Ah-rin:** “You WHAT—?!”
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## **Cue the Ultimate Jealousy Face-Off™:**
Min-jun adjusts his cufflinks. “Some of us let actions speak.”
Hoon-min’s jaw locks. “And some of us are done watching you hover like a mosquito.”
> Deadly glares.
> Knuckles whitening.
> Shoulders squared.
**Yoon-seo:** *“I WILL LEAVE YOU BOTH ON READ FOR A MONTH. TRY ME.”*
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## **Scene 5: Cupid Club Plays God™**
**Ah-rin:** “Okay. It’s time. Operation: ‘Lock Them in an Elevator’ is officially approved.”
**Tae-oh (taking notes):** “Understood. Booking the elevator tech now.”
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## **Final Scene: The Mic-Drop Moment™**
Yoon-seo stands. Chair scrapes.
“Listen to me very carefully.” Her eyes laser into both of them. “I don’t care if the stock crashes, if Twitter melts, or if TikTok ships me with the mailman at this point. If either of you glare at each other ONE more time... I am marrying my career.”
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> Both men freeze.
Min-jun adjusts his watch. “Noted.”
Hoon-min cracks his knuckles. “Define ‘glaring.’”
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**Narrator (Yoon-seo, dead inside):** *“Lord... give me strength. Or a plane ticket to anywhere else.”*
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